deadling:

the worst is when someone is blatantly an asshole but have so many people kissing their ass 

i dont understand 　

Tumblr Crushes:

• hypersweetie
• xlooking-glassx
• hunjeok
• commanderfritz
• as-i-lay-here-sleeping
• technicolorpapertiger
• simonbitdiddle
• percimus
• pisspoops

good

i love you all

c:

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

Submitted by lady-robyn-hood.

My RP partner and I share a ship, but she also ships her character with someone else. Recently, she found and started RPing with that character. “The Other Woman” wants my partner’s character to leave mine for hers. I admit, I’m actually jealous.

lucifersbutt:

sam winchester walks into a bar

the bartender looks at him and says, ”why the long face?”

sam runs out crying because he has no idea where his brother is

Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

(Source: s3xnoise)

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

rumour:

keeping up with the kardashians more like keeping up with kim and her servants 

sky says that we are leaving right now.

i shall return eventually owo